I start blogs for college credit

I go to college. In college I use computers. Computers are cool because you can play solitaire without having to shuffle cards. I always win at hearts on the computer at my house. I used to have fire ants at my house they would fight... and eat the spilled honey in the pantry. I like to play Nintendo 64... I am the best at Super Monkey Ball... I can even beat Gene. Today at my house the water meter reader came, he smelled like cigarettes and didn't accept my offer of an energy bar. My dad gets upset when I talk about communism. I try to eat at least 3 pork products a day and at least 4 things that are orange (peaches, oranges, candy corn, etc.). This weekend I am going to the Green Party convention...one day I will be president... I am also going to the bar with people from my heyday at Ohio State University. It is conceivable that I will drink too much and make at least one person uncomfortable.