my favorite lesbians

i generally hit up the laundromat alternating wednesdays and recently have crossed paths with the most hilarious lesbian couple. let me preface this with the statement that i love lesbians, especially when they are hot and make out with each other for others' entertainment, but this couple shows why lebian couples can never last. rather than a traditional one nag household, both ladies play the role of chronic complainer and nag, they are also not afraid to air their grievances with each other at high volume. i just laugh while i watch their kid put dirty quarters in his mouth.

friends don't let friends play beer pong

seriously, i am 22 years old and i am through pulling ping pong balls out of warm cups of keystone... beer pong is for college freshman... i will have a cartoon up later in the week about it... that is all

organic corn dogs

i'm a little skeptical about promoting them yet... but the fact is, me and my friend have perfected the organic corn dog and baby corn dogs... it's a little early to start counting our money... but not that early... because we will be counting a lot of money... the fact is people are willing to eat corn dogs EVERY DAY

blog 4 blog sake

i already posted today but if i post again i may be able to get an A+ in my class

if that were to occur i will hang my report card up on the fridge next to my jim paxson magnet and right under this clip that holds my discount car wash coupons, chinese food carry out sheet, and this crazy picture i saw in a newspaper and cut out and like to look at

then everytime someone goes to the fridge for a delicious fresca or bowl of cottage cheese they will see all i have accomplished and then walk to my room to congratulate me and offer me some cottage cheese, which i will politely decline... because i puke when eating cottage cheese

Natty Up!

Imagine if you will...

7-Eleven, Saturday night, it's going to be a long night, don't have much money...

Don't fear, in the beer case there are delicious pints of Natty Up! that are only 75 cents a piece. Everything you love about Natty (great taste, high alcohol volume, self recognition by actually calling it Natty) as well as caffeine. No more Red Bull or caffeine pills kids... if you are not bonging pints of Natty Up! and making your heart race while also making poor life decisions you are just a punk ass poser.

I listen to the CD 'Rabbit Fur Coat' by Jenny Lewis nearly every day...
I would implore people to do the same


http://www.jennylewis.com/


I made a resolution the other day to become a better hugger
I almost smashed my television the other day, but then i remembered the NCAA tourney starts tomorrow

The Best Logo 4 The Best Band!!!

If that's not hardcore I don't know what is

In other news...
Jay Bilas can go to hell... that dude is the biggest hack on ESPN.
Duke sucks and so do you.

this is me when mizzou state got relegated to the NIT

The Girl From Maxwell's

this place probably
has wi-fi

90% of pogs incorporate skeletons, yin-yangs, and/or 8 balls

I used to/still do have a pog with J.R. Rider on it

Garfield Sucks

I drew this... it's like Gil Thorp to the next cipher













Cam solved this in like 10 minutes... He is like Steven Hawking except that he is capable of walking. He also drew a sweet pic of Sonic the Hedgehog that I may post at a later date.























This is a spot on representation of the robot costume worn to perform at the Barn.

Such a rad band

If Diagnosis:Reggie was any more rad, people would...?

A) Get sucked into a vacuum in space because that is incomprehensible

B) Spontaneously combust

C) Be glad that they knew of such a sweet band


The answer is B for those that didn't know
















FYI... New Largest Carnivorous Dinosaur... SUCKA!!!