Ugg boots are not proper baseball game attire

So opening day at the Jake was yesterday... it was awesome in almost every aspect... everything except...

- the hippies from Oberlin picketing against the Chief Wahoo logo... yeah, I'm a racist because I root for a baseball team w/ whites, blacks, mexicans, asians, puerto ricans, dominicans, venezuelans on it

- chickenheads yelling about grady sizemore... feel free to cheer players but if I have to listen to you sqwauk about what a dreamboat he is I will flip out... this means you annoying girl who was not watching the game and would yell 'what did grady do?!!!!' in the most grating voice i could ever imagine... thank god it was freezing cold so i didn't have to see the pink 'mrs. sizemore' jerseys

-lime green ugg boots and skirts are not appropriate opening day gear, nor are they appropriate 45 degree gear... you are stupid and i hope you die from hypothermia

- if you wait in a line to get into a sports bar you are a tool
( bar person- 3 hours, 45 minutes standing outside in rain, $18, 3 -10 oz bud lights and one shitty burger)
(intelligent people- 1 hour all not getting rained on, $8, 6-16oz Old Milwaukee tallboys and a crap load of asian food)

"wow friend that 12 oz bud light draft for only $5 dollars looks really tasty, too bad I'll just have to drink these three tallboys that i brought into the stadium"